Life, or a Shampoo Bottle?

Drive to job. Drive to house. Repeat.

Katgirl is not amused.

Wisdom Versus Knowledge

Age is interesting.  The longer I live, the more I realize how little I know.  Until I was in my thirties, I knew everything.  I guess that's why our founders set the minimum age for presidency at thirty five years old.

Plausible deniability is much less complicated when you already know you don't know it all.

Sound stupid? When you're older, you'll understand.

Have a purrfect evening, my kitties!

Kat Girl

Crap... I sound like Mickey Rooney.  Oh well.

Bombs Away!

Why do birds suddenly appear...

Every Time I wash the Katmobile?

It doesn't rhyme... sorry.

Have a purrfect evening, my kitties!

Kat Girl

The State of the Automotive Nation

I am not sure who thought it might be a good idea to display "examples" of demolished cars along the road side to encourage better driving habits.  In this violence hungry society that just makes people regret they were not able to witness the actual crash.  Or is it just me?

You want to make drivers behave more responsibly and be more polite? Start using phone numbers as license plate numbers.

Or just bite the bullet, and convert to bumper cars.  Automated, self-aware, flying ninja, robot cars?  Work with me people!

Have a purrfect evening, my kitties!

Kat Girl

The Mother of Invention is a Twisted Sister.

So, I have always wondered who first looked at the udder of a cow and thought...

Mmm, Yummy.

And speaking of yummy... Haggis?  Really?

Have a purrfect evening, my kitties!

Kat Girl

 

Bikini Wax

Guys,
If your wife still waxes her bikini area; there are two possible explanations:

• She still loves you like crazy
• There is a reason she doesn't mind your long weekends at the deer lease

Thanks for reading Katgirl's thought for today.

Good Day, My Kitties!

Kat-Girl